Dolphin Masturbates with Beheaded Fish


Turns out, being raped by a dolphin could be a lot worst.

FALL BREAKERS BITCHES!

And you thought spring break was hardcore.

You too can kill 3000 cyberdemons.

You can download the wad and become that guy.

The Sage Advice of David Correos

Don’t let his youth fool you.  Guru Correos is wise beyond his years.  Listen as he tackles two of the trickiest topics for mankind:

Companionship

Wealth