I would listen to them clip toenails.
Dear internet friends, sorry it has been a while since I posted last. As it turns out something happened that nobody on the internet would care about other than it halted my postings for a while.
BAM!
He will never run out of material, well until the world ends and my god that episode will be a hell of a show.
More examples of greatness after the jump.
Some guy on youtube with a smooth wonderful man voice goes on to make a bunch more of these awesome things. More examples after the jump.
This is one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever encountered. It’s someone on the internet showing you how to do things. My god do I love performance artists. More videos after the jump.