UPDATE: Accidentally put up the wrong link. Sorry booze and stuff.
holy fucking shit jesus christ
He is after my heart. Stay in for the happy ending.
AAAAhhhhhhrrrhhhhggghhh
UPDATE: When I discovered this it hat 301 views. Now there is a whopping 444,000 views.
UPDATE2: I was hammered when I wrote that, I am surprised I used words.
UPDATE3: Turns out reddit found this thing also.