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I’m not sure what this is, but its great.

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Boob Jiggle Dot Com

Dear god.

As the first article on weird part of the internet I must christen it with a writeup of boobjiggle.com.  A lesser known island of insanity on the web.  I’m not exactly sure why it exists but it does, and it has been around for a few years actually.  So I found this like any red blooded american would, surfing boobs on youtube.

DONT YOU DARE FUCKING STOP READING THIS GO FINISH THE ARTICLE!

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FUCKING REPTILLIANS GET OFF MY PLANET!

This will hopefully be the first of many rants about how much I hate reptillians.  I don’t even know these fuckers live in the denver airport and steal my luggage.

THIS IS A THING FUCK! ITS FUCKING VIDEO ARTIFACTS JESUS CHRIST!
Watch more of this stupid shit after the jump.  Dear god fuck the reptillians.

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Aha

What the crap is this voodoo, is it a woman with a beard?  I want to do this as a job.

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This is magic

I’ve never been more proud to be alive at this moment in history than now.

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Math is hard

UPDATE: When I discovered this it hat 301 views.  Now there is a whopping 444,000 views.

UPDATE2: I was hammered when I wrote that, I am surprised I used words.

UPDATE3: Turns out reddit found this thing also.

Fun with porn bots Episode I

If you hate reading here is a audio version of below.  Narrated by yours truly.

.(3:51:26 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: heyo

(3:51:34 AM) ME: yo
(3:51:46 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: hi… have we chatted before? 24/female here.. u?
(3:52:05 AM) ME: Brah is a technical term for bro
(3:52:18 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: ohhhh i get to be so careless some time!! how’re you?
(3:52:31 AM) ME: I also love dicks, tell me about ourself

It gets better, go beyond read the whole thing.

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