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.(3:51:26 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: heyo
(3:51:34 AM) ME: yo
(3:51:46 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: hi… have we chatted before? 24/female here.. u?
(3:52:05 AM) ME: Brah is a technical term for bro
(3:52:18 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: ohhhh i get to be so careless some time!! how’re you?
(3:52:31 AM) ME: I also love dicks, tell me about ourself
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(3:52:37 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: 24/f/Houston
(3:52:51 AM) ME: Do you know my friend robert? He is looking for a good time
(3:53:15 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: I just got out of the shower.. its been a ridiculous day been kind of busy! but im feelin playful! so what’s up… wanna have some fun?
(3:53:32 AM) ME: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHOWER ESCAPADES I DEMAND IT
(3:53:47 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: i crave someone that can make me climax.. have u ever made a girl burst? LOL 🙂
(3:54:03 AM) ME: I’m a virgin, but my friend robert loves the pussy
(3:54:12 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: gonna change my clothes.. want to see?
(3:54:13 AM) ME: HE FUCKING LOVES IT
(3:54:19 AM) ME: YEAH GIVE ME THE LINK
(3:54:20 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: want to chat on cam?
(3:54:22 AM) ME: SO I CAN GIVE IT TO HIM
(3:54:23 AM) ME: FUCK YEAH
(3:54:41 AM) ME: I”M SO WET
(3:54:55 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: [DONTCLICKHERE] click the gold join button at the top of my page …ok, now fill out your info … give it a min to load… when you get in, i’d love for you to give me some gold k?
(3:55:11 AM) ME: … gold? Ron Paul 2012?
(3:55:29 AM) ME: also load lawlawlawl
(3:55:35 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: i use the site to play on because i don’t want to be recorded!! this site won’t allow users to record my webcam! you know??
(3:55:55 AM) ME: Fraps or camstudio will record anything nub
(3:56:27 AM) tammy.diggs64982@hotmail.com: credit card is to provide your age, you will get in for free through my page but you need to prove that you’re an adult … can’t show ass and pussy to minors…. you know??
(3:56:52 AM) ME: Minors? Like the people who dig into the earth for coal right?
(3:56:59 AM) ME: I play minecraft
(3:57:05 AM) ME: I’m a huge fan of diamond
(3:57:11 AM) ME: I’ve got a diamond pickaxe
(3:57:14 AM) ME: so I can mine obsidian
(3:58:33 AM) ME: well fuck you too you prude
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